LAUGH LINES

Foreign Affairs: President Clinton was in Mexico City meeting with President Zedillo. “And Hillary was in Cancun getting her groove back.” (David Letterman)

Domestic Affairs: President Clinton gave Hillary a heart-shaped pin. “And then Betty Currie asked her to give it back.” (Letterman)

Domestic Affairs II: The press said Hillary showed off the pin on Air Force One to Mexico. “Actually, it’s kind of embarrassing--the flight attendant had the same pin.” (Jay Leno)

The Hostile Skies: Pilots for American Airlines are returning from the sickout. “The airline has a new slogan: ‘Something special in the air: angry pilots!’ ” (Leno)

Changing Channels: Jerry Falwell claims the purple Teletubby is actually a gay role model. “But he doesn’t know there’s an official policy in place: Don’t ask, don’t Teletubby.” (Adam Tschorn)

Let’s See Some ID: A South Carolina judge says it’s OK for the state to sell 3.5 million driver’s license photos. “The public shouldn’t be too concerned. Does anyone actually look like their driver’s license photos anyway?” (Mark Wheeler)

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