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Question from June 15:
Victoria’s Secret recently introduced its Click Bra. What other products should Victoria’s Secret market?
The Kong Thong: Finally, sexy underwear for the woman built like King Kong! The Union Bra: You got a problem with it? The Susan Lucci Bra: You finally receive it after 17 years.
--MARK MILLER, Los Angeles
Victoria’s Secret can provide the world with sexual equality when it sells men’s briefs with a padded fly.
--MARILYN MARRS, Arleta
A spray-on cover-up in case of a sudden modesty attack.
--DOROTHY REINHART, Oxnard
Smarty Pants: underwear that only comes off for the right guy.
--MEL SHERER, Los Angeles
The Keeper Bra! Keeping ample breasts in their bras! Their bras look great when standing you’re straight, but bend over once . . . even Austin Powers would blush!
--VICTORIA ADRIAN, via Internet
How about a Click Brain Booster for chatterbox girls?
--MICHAEL JABBRA, Santa Barbara
A line of underwear by Monica Lewinsky designed to seduce elected officials.
--GRACE E. HAMPTON, Burbank
1) Sexy yet comfortable and practical maternity panties, bras and nightgowns. Moms-to-be need to feel sexy as their stomachs are getting larger . . . and even after the baby is born. 2) Sexy yet tasteful nightgowns, baby dolls, etc., for the overweight woman. After all, the majority of women in the country do not look like the models in the Victoria’s Secret catalog!
--DEBRA GOROV, Santa Monica
For women who don’t need anything “enhanced,” a stretch muumuu.
--BEA SHAW, Toluca Lake
The Click Face Lift: Once for sharpei, twice for John Byner, thrice for Cher.
--BARBARA KEEGAN
Los Angeles
Question for June 22:
Three Cuban Americans recently put together a Trivial Pursuit-like game. It’s goal? Getting to Miami (see story, this page). What other concepts would you like to see in a board game?
Send replies of 25 words or fewer to Smart Aleck, SoCal Living, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053, or e-mail socalliving@latimes.com. Include name and hometown.
