That About Sums It Up

What’s new in the world of sports? The NCAA can’t use SAT scores to determine freshman eligibility, umpires file grievances because they don’t want to call strikes in accordance with the rule book, Gary Sheffield considers retiring because he doesn’t want to play left field or adhere to a dress code, the IOC bribery scandal threatens the future of the Olympics, the Lewis-Holyfield fight is investigated for being a fix, the NFL is returning to L.A. amid serious political maneuvering, and Rodman uses the dice tables in Las Vegas for therapy.

My take on all this? Dennis, take me with you. You’re the most sane one in the group.

P.J. GENDELL, Beverly Hills