LAUGH LINES

Congratulations in Order: “Hey, did you hear? Albertson’s got Lucky.” (Gary Easley)

Putting Up Their Dukes: Basketball star Dennis Rodman and his ex-wife, Carmen Electra, were arrested in Florida after a fight was heard in a hotel. “The fight was over a blouse that was a little too low-cut and a bra that was just a bit too revealing. Carmen always gets jealous when Dennis dresses trashy that way.” (Jerry Perisho)

Bill Will Be Bill: “Bill Clinton was the first president to participate in a fully interactive online chat session. Within minutes, he was booted for attempting a private chat with ‘Betty from Kansas.’ ” (Aaron Alberts)

Oops: “George W. Bush was unable to name the leaders of Chechnya, India or Pakistan. Even worse, George W. referred to the prime minister of Japan as ‘that guy my dad threw up on.’ ” (Conan O’Brien)

Romance in the ‘90s: Comedian and actor Jerry Seinfeld is engaged to a woman he started dating shortly after she returned from her honeymoon. “In an interview, Jessica Sklar said, ‘I am excited to be engaged and, say, you’re kinda cute.’ ” (Daily Scoop)

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