Star Whinings, an Opening and a B-Day

Did Einstein say it first? Beer and business make poor bedfellows. Those throwing the swingin’est parties in Clubtown have one common denominator--sobriety. Just food for thought. . . . Swung into Swingers last week and lordy be, she’s still got it. My elbow rubbed up against a bona fide rock star. Wanted to tell Mr. Billy Corgan thanks for writing all those beautiful songs, but he had his ear glued to a cell phone for a full hour whining to people. I guess, despite all his rage, he is still just a brat in a cage. . . . The earth’s still shaking from last Thursday’s opening of Vibrator, the new weekly glitter-trash scene at the 7969 club in West Hollywood (R.I.P. Grand Ville, you had a fabulous run). Such lovely lasses as Rose MacGowan, Lisa Marie Presley and Ione Skye turned out, but the biggest diva was co-promoter Bryan Rabin, who always goes that extra mile to look glamorous. . . . Happy b-day to C Bar, which turns 2 on Saturday. There are big things ahead for those uptown boys. They’re going downtown. We’ll hip you in the next Buzz. . . . Dayle Gloria’s Scream 2000 fete at the Play Room Monday was a modest success, but don’t count her out. She had the best ears in the business, and that’s something you’re born with.