LAUGH LINES
Tripp Needs You: “Linda Tripp has launched an Internet site to solicit donations to help pay her legal bills. You’ll find it at www.TheresaSuckerBornEveryMinute.com.” (Jerry Perisho)
A Kinder, Gentler Falwell?: “Jerry Falwell is expressing more moderation in his attitude toward gays. In fact, now he insists that Tinky Winky will burn in hell not for an eternity but only for a commercial break.” (Joshua Sostrin)
Think About This: “ ‘ER’ actress Julianna Margulies reportedly turned down $27 million to remain on the show because she wants to pursue a film career. I have two words for her: ‘David Caruso.’ ” (Rudolph J. Cecera)
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The Essential David Letterman
Top Things Parents
Don’t Know About Pokemon
10. Pikachu recently released his first CD as alter-ego Chris Gainesachu.
9. In West Virginia, it’s legal to marry a Pokemon.
6. Vulpix spent six years in prison for beating up a Care Bear.
3. While he can’t name a single foreign leader, George W. Bush can name all 151 Pokemon.
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