LAUGH LINES

End of the Road: “A judge in Las Vegas awarded Darva Conger [the ‘Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?’ bride] an annulment . . . from Rick Rockwell. She was really impatient and told the judge: ‘Can we please get this over with? I’ve only got about two minutes left on my 15 minutes of fame.’ ” (Andrew Wisot)

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Chris Pina’s

Essential Daily List

Signs That You’re

in Trouble With the IRS

10. The last time you filed a tax return was during the Ford administration.

9. You claimed Elian Gonzalez as a dependent.

8. A note accompanying your tax check reads: “Don’t cash till I call you.”

7. Handwriting on forms points to you as a suspect in the JonBenet Ramsey case.

6. Your tax-filing hero is Willie Nelson.

5. Your excuse for not filing a return is: “My dog ate all the forms.”

4. You deducted all paychecks to employees as a “charitable contribution.”

3. On your tax return envelope, you wrote: “IRS sucks.”

2. You claimed that your “Church of Me” is a tax-exempt religious organization.

1. Your name is Babydol.

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