And the Bride Wore . . . Boxers?

If the ladies at Cluttered Closet ever read a wedding announcement that says the bride wore blue-striped boxers, they’ll know they’ve found their thief.

The shop reported to police that a 360-pound red-haired man dressed in women’s clothing took a size 24 wedding dress valued at $399. The dress was probably slipped out of a bathroom door while the man and two other friends dressed in drag looked through the shop, store owner Traci Laduke said.

She said the man had tried on the dress on a previous visit and she noticed that he wore blue-striped boxers.