Jokes & Riddles

* What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots. (Christian, Twin Lakes Elementary, El Monte)

* What did one cliff say to the other cliff? “High!” (Camile, 6, Le Lycee Francais, Los Angeles)

* What did the cook name his son? Stew. (Alix, 7, Center Street Elementary, El Segundo)

* Which road did the crazy man take? A psycho path. (William, 9, Smith Elementary, Huntington Beach)

Kids, send us your jokes and riddles. Be sure to include your name, age, school and city. See “How to Write to Us” on this page.