LAUGH LINES

Wise Guys: “Jodie Foster will be appearing on ‘Celebrity Jeopardy.’ . . . She’ll be up against Harry Connick Jr. and Nathan Lane. . . . Robert Downey will appear on ‘Celebrities in Jeopardy.’ ” (Daily Scoop)

More Support: “There’s a new bra just introduced called the ‘It’s All You Bra.’ Have you heard about this? . . . They say it takes excess fat from a woman’s stomach and pushes it up toward her breast to create more cleavage. . . . Who’s going to want to show their cleavage with a belly button in the middle of it?” (Jay Leno)

On the Ball: “The Wilson volleyball that keeps Tom Hanks company in the movie ‘Cast Away’ got an award from the Hollywood Foreign Press Assn. It was voted best inanimate object. . . . That’s twice that Al Gore’s been robbed in one year.” (Argus Hamilton)

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