The Top 5

The top five reasons this week’s Players Championship should not be considered the fifth major on the

PGA Tour:

1. There are three Stooges, not four.

2. There are 12 days of Christmas, not 13.

3. There are 12 months in the year, not 13.

4. There are two crispy tacos in a normal combination plate, not three.

5. There are four majors in golf, not five.