LAUGH LINES

Laying Down the Law:”McDonald’s said it has new rules for companies that supply them eggs .... They now say that they want to make sure chickens have at least 72 square inches of space to themselves. Space to themselves? Chickens ? ... Have you ever tried to sit at one of those little tables at McDonald’s? ... How about 72 square inches for me? What are we, in third grade?” (Jay Leno)

Office Matters: “Bill Clinton’s office has everything--it’s got the state-of-the-art equipment, the well-paid staff, even the tight security

Kid’s Stuff: “Doctors are now saying that Viagra might be helpful in curing some children’s disease. I can see guys at the cash register: ‘It’s not for me. I’ve got a sick kid at home.”’ (Leno)

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