JOKES & RIDDLES

* Why didn’t the peanut butter cross the road? Because there was a traffic jam. (Diana, 11, Porter Middle School, Granada Hills)

* What did the driver tell the fly that flew into his windshield? “You don’t have the guts to do that again.” (Joshua, 9, Jefferson Elementary, Burbank)

Kids, send us your funny jokes and puzzling riddles. (No knock-knock jokes, please.) If you don’t see your joke here, it’s probably because someone else sent it in already. See “How to Write to Us” for more information.