THREE JOKES
The White House announced that the public will not be allowed to see the memos produced by John Roberts when he represented the United States government as a lawyer. They say this because of the attorney-client privilege. Here’s the part I don’t understand. He was representing the United States. That means we’re the client, he’s our lawyer. Shouldn’t we be allowed to see our own notes? -- Jay Leno
John Roberts could be the newest member of the Supreme Court, and I’m telling you, I haven’t seen this much charisma since the Oreck vacuum guy.
-- David Letterman
Some Democrats are very worried about President Bush’s Supreme Court nominee. They think he may be a threat to the endangered species list. See, Democrats have been worried about the endangered species list ever since they found out they were on it. -- Leno
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