TWO JOKES
“Many Americans are calling on President Bush to fire the head of FEMA, Michael Brown, because of the slow response to the crisis. Unfortunately, due to the red tape, firing Brown will take six to eight months.”
--CONAN O’BRIEN
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“You may have heard today President Bush announced a plan to put a man on Mars -- the head of FEMA.”
--JAY LENO
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