FOUR JOKES

FEMA Director [Michael Brown] resigned. No word yet on his future plans, though sources say he does want to spend more time doing nothing for his family.

-- JON STEWART

I’m a little worried. I received a phone call from George Bush and he says, “Dave, you’re doing a heck of a job.”

-- DAVID LETTERMAN

On the bright side, this does make Brown the only person in the Bush administration to have an exit strategy.

-- JAY LENO

Actually, Bush has taken personal responsibility for FEMA’s failed response. He also hinted that he might have had something to do with the war in Iraq.

-- LENO