THREE JOKES
We had a huge rainstorm here in Los Angeles yesterday. Lightning ... thunder ... it’s tough living in Beverly Hills when it rains. Nobody from FEMA shows up. You know, I think George Bush doesn’t care about rich, white people.
-- JAY LENO
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You know, I feel bad for sludge. You never hear about the non- toxic sludge. The sludge that feeds schoolchildren, helps the homeless. Always the toxic.
-- JON STEWART
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Yesterday, President Bush made his fifth visit to the area that received the most damage from Hurricane Katrina. In other words, the White House.
-- CONAN O’BRIEN
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