A Potent Ponytail
When Brown University student Ian Spector devised his Random Chuck Norris Fact Generator last year for his website, www.4Q.cc, a question arose: What would he do for an encore? Spector’s epiphany: Generate “facts” about Steven Seagal. Spector hasn’t posted the page yet. But he has been thinking:
1. Steven Seagal has an uncredited role in Peter Jackson’s “King Kong” as the Empire State Building.
2. Steven Seagal drinks milk straight from the cow.
3. The term “bleeding edge” was coined after it was discovered that Steven Seagal enjoys regularly beating scientists to a pulp.
4. Steven Seagal’s ponytail is wanted in 17 states for murder and rebroadcasting a telecast without the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball.
5. Steven Seagal force-fed a steak to Gandhi on his deathbed.
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