Dogging It

I have some suggestions for all of the fatties who wrote last Saturday complaining about the long lines for Dodger Dogs:

1. Pass on the artery cloggers and send the 20 bucks or so you shell out for them to World Hunger to help feed the millions of starving kids in this world.

2. Stay glued to your seats and revel in the most exciting Dodgers hitters in a generation.

3. Watch the game on television at home, where you can feed your faces at will.

4. Use the sports page for sports comments, not as a means to satisfy your gluttony.

STU SWIDLER

Palm Desert