AS IF

“I hope my head isn’t shiny.” -- Eddie Murphy | “Eddie’s head is so shiny.” -- Djimon Hounsou | “I hope my head isn’t shiny.” -- Alan Arkin | “Alan’s head is so shiny.” -- Jackie Earl Haley | “Why am I the only one with hair?” -- Mark Wahlberg

Best supporting actor nominees pose for Oscar photographer Todd Wawrychuk at the academy luncheon last week at the Beverly Hilton.