Not neat enough to be a corpse
From Times Wire Reports
A burglar who broke into a funeral home tried to fool police by playing dead. But he breathed. Plus, he wore grungy clothes, not his Sunday best.
Spanish police and the Crespo Funeral Home said they had no idea what the 23-year-old man was trying to steal in the March 17 break-in at Burjassot, a small town just outside Valencia. His name was not released.
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