The Celebreality Pantheon
Most Introductory: Victoria Beckham: Coming to America
Like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, Victoria Beckham is the kind of celebrity who doesnt exist unless shes constantly featured in the tabloids. To ensure that she will be properly (and frequently) photographed after moving to Los Angeles, the former Spice Girl filmed a one-hour reality special about her move overseas. (It was originally supposed to be six full episodes, but then her husband, who actually has a career, was called away.)
Lesson learned: Nothing says Hello America! like a reality show! (Mark Avery / AP)
Most Depraved: Breaking Bonaduce
This show about former Partridge Family bassist Danny Bonaduce aired on VH1 in 2005 and was on the forefront of what has come to be called train wreck reality TV. On the show Bonaduce fought with his wife, threatened to kill himself, and spent long amounts of time in rehab. He also let the cameras into his therapy sessions.
Lesson learned: Privacy is overrated! (Rick Meyer / LAT)
Worst: The Anna Nicole Show Not long after the cataclysmic success of The Osbournes the E! network gave Anna Nicole Smith her own reality show called The Anna Nicole Show. Because Anna did not come with a built in immediate family the cast of her show was her taciturn teenage son, her weird beaten down assistant, her lawyer, her dog and her decorator. This makeshift family did not make for a warm show. Smith appeared to be out of her mind most of the time, and what many viewers hoped would be funny turned out to be desperately pathetic.
Lesson learned: Its no fun to watch a show about people who cant take care of themselves. No fun at all. (Franicne Orr / LAT)
