Meryl Streep: From Streep you could weep! Her Beauty-of-a-career cannot be denied — but that Beast-of-a-Wardrobe is pure Mother of the Bride. (Katy Winn / Getty Images)
Paula Abdul: Wrapped in floral fiascos that grow moldier by the hour she’s a lumpy stem on a bumpy flower. A fallen fashion Idol! (Béatrice de Géa / LAT)
Sandra Oh: Oh, Sandra! Drowning in beads, bangles and prehistoric bows, she’s layered lunacy - from toes to nose! (Béatrice de Géa / LAT)
Tori Spelling: All chills and no thrills - guess Tori’s Down and Out in Beverly Hills! She’s definitely under fashion duress — positive proof that More is really Less! (Phil McCarten / AP)
Sharon Stone: It’s clear Sharon’s misplaced her fashion gift — she looks like an over-the-hill Cruella De Ville — after a seismic shift! (Vince Bucci / Getty Images)
Mariah Carey: Mariah The Fashion Pariah has finally found her stylistic niche let’s crown her the Queen of Catastrophic Kitsch! (Shizuo Kambayashi / AP)
Christina Aguilera: La Diva Christina is a dazzling singer but she puts good taste through the wardrobe wringer! — all crass, no class! (Stephen Chernin / AP)
Lindsay Lohan: Tragically trapped in fashion’s fast lane looks like Lindsay’s ready to remake Baby Jane. From adorable to deplorable. (Jacques Brinon / AP)
