No more Spice Girls: Is Posh secretly relieved?

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Oh to be inside the sleek, skinny skull of Victoria Beckham at last night’s final Spice Girls reunion concert in Toronto. Shall we read her thoughts?

‘Watch the hair, Emma. I need to be at an appearance for my dvb fashion line in 20 minutes. Am I supposed to cry right now? Hmm. What would make me sad? Split ends. (sniffle.) How about varicose veins? Oh dear. (sob.) It’s working! Wait. Emma’s bottom is at least three inches wider than mine, I see. Uh-oh. I’m not sad anymore. I’m smiling. Let’s wrap it up, girls. Huddle over. Emma rather smells.’

(Anyone notice that the audience looks much more emotional than Posh?)