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3rd place: ‘I’m too sexy for my fur.’ Kelly W. from Florida

2nd place: ‘After the judges discovered the Wookiee contestant’s centerfold spread, she was disqualified and banned from the Miss Universe competition.’ (Ryan)

And our 1st place winning entry:

‘I can’t believe I’m STILL getting this Bantha crap from Columbia House!’ (Tony M. from Washington, D.C.)

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Photo from vintage issue of Starlog