David Arquette wants us to know he is having sex again -- but not before splitting with Courteney Cox


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After oversharing that he’d not had sex for months with estranged wife Courteney Cox, David Arquette would also like people to know that he didn’t have sex with anyone else for 11 years either.

This time he wasn’t opening his yap on Howard Stern‘s satellite radio show -- we’ll get to that later -- but rather on that racy, raunchy, hotbed of smut known as ‘Live! With Regis and Kelly.’

Arquette and Cox had a deal where they were separated and could see other people, he said, ‘So somebody sold the story and I didn’t want to get labeled as a cheater.’


He didn’t mind admitting on a return visit to Stern’s show, however, that he cried the first time he had post-nuptial, non-Cox sex.

No permanent emotional scarring, apparently -- Arquette said that in addition to sexing up Jasmine Waltz, he’d hit the sheets with a blond Australian woman he met at a party. Rejecting Stern’s advice that he bump uglies with Jennifer Aniston, noting that she’s his future ex-wife’s best friend, he left the door open for a scandalous tryst with Angelina Jolie instead.

Arquette revealed that he’s been coping by drinking more than usual and listening to rap music, according to show notes on the official Stern site, then removed his pants and gave cohost Robin Quivers a lap dance. This in addition to sharing that his and Courteney’s mundane sex life was partially his fault, and that he’s still in love with wife, who may or may not have something going on with a ‘Cougar Town’ costar.

Yeah, we’re sure Brad Pitt‘s feeling super threatened right about now.

-- Christie D’Zurilla

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