Paris and Britney linked

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When we have a chance to put Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Real Estalker in the same item, we do it every time. Here goes: Real Estalker reports both are selling their homes.

Britney: Real Estalker reports Britney’s 9,130-square foot Tuscan-style villa in Beverly Hills is back on the market, now listed at $7.495 million, up from $7.2 million in the spring, which is odd, because the $7.2 million represented a price reduction. We’re confused, but that often happens.

Paris: The Paris item is thinner than Nicole Richie. Your Mama rose from her sickbed to type these words: ‘We hear that Paris ‘Pokey’ Hilton will soon be putting her Hollywood Hills house on the market.’

We wish Your Mama a speedy recovery, and thank her for keeping tabs on celebrities, which is not our strong suit.

Photo Credit: AP