Hate that ugly sweater you got? Maybe you should get a $99 iPhone
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Christmas is over, and now you’re probably stuck with that ugly sweater you got from your great aunt and some homemade cookies from your neighbor. Maybe it’s uncharitable, but you’re not too happy with your gifts. And Christmas isn’t going to come round again for another year.
How to solve the post-Christmas blues? Maybe you should buy a $99 iPhone. They’re on sale -- half priced -- until New Year’s Eve. Sure, they’re ‘refurbished,’ which means other people already used them and decided they didn’t want them, but hey, that’s their loss.
You might be thinking that it’s time to save money now that the holidays have passed, but methinks that’s what New Year’s resolutions are for.
After all, what better way to thank your family for all those sweaters than to use your iPhone to fart in their general direction?
-- Alana Semuels
