Opinion: King Ralph

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With the Oscars and the Grammys just behind us, why not enlist film and song titles [and even literature -- remember literature? Charles Munger, the man who’s going to redevelop the land where Dutton’s Brentwood will now no longer stand, I’m speaking to you] to assess the news that Ralph Nader knows how to recycle all those ‘’Nader for President’’ buttons.

He’s running again.

Here are a few of mine, in some cases tweaked a bit to suit the man who’s tweaked the public’s noses since 2000. Have at it, kids -- and have fun. Not even nice, clean fun. Just let fly.

-- ``The Thing With Two Heads’’

-- ``The Heartbreak Kid’’ [sequel]

-- ``Unsafe at Any Age’’

-- ``No Country for Old Men’’

-- ``Dumb and Dumber’’

-- `Lost Horizon’’

-- ``One Flew Into the Cuckoo’s Nest’’

-- ``Point of No Return’’