Line Shots
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NBC’s Tonight Show host, Jay Leno, started his Friday night monologue with O.J. Simpson:
As you may have heard, a Nevada judge has sentenced O.J. Simpson to 15 years in prison. Up til now, the worst penalty that O.J. ever got was 15 yards.
Then Leno took another poke at troubled New York Giants player Plaxico Burress:
As you know, New York Giants superstar Plaxico Burress was arrested after his unlicensed firearm went off in his pants in a night club. Mayor Bloomberg wants to throw the book at him. Today he was given a choice: Either 3 1/2 years in prison or he has to play for the Detroit Lions. I would go with the prison.
-- Greg Johnson