ART CRUMBS

Homage to (New York art gallery owner) Mary Boone (to the tune of “Three Little Maids From School,” with apologies to Gilbert & Sullivan):

Let’s buy some art from Mary B. She has the foresight she can see Our generation’s historyyyyyyyy Let’s buy from Mary B. Just look at Schnabel’s broken crocks Ten times the yield of bonds and stocks He can’t paint but she really talks Bargains from Mary B. Are you a male with paintings grand Drop to your knees and kiss her hand You’ll be a knight if she lets you stand Submit to Mary B. She’ll bring you fame, inflated prices Leo is Zeus, so she is Isis Taste not at stake, so there’s no crisis Hail Mary, Mary Beeeeeeee Hail Mary, Mary Beeeeeeee

SKOT ARMSTRONG

Beverly Hills