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I cannot Bellchambers’ letter. She left out the worst offender of the bunch, Merv Griffin, the imbecile of the air waves.

He spends so much time talking about his exploits as a big band singer that he has no time to ask his guests an intelligent question, even if he could.

The rest of his time is spent name-dropping has-beens like himself.

Soupy Sales, where are you when we need you?

ED BROWN

Yucaipa