NOT-SO PETTY CASH

Here’s my note to Laura Suarez, Steve Joffee, Sharon Frutos, and, especially, Mrs. Tom Petty--though I prefer Tom without sideburns, mutton chops, “furballs,” or whatever you want to call them (and, yes, they are gone), I don’t think I would pay to have them removed. Besides, I love him any old way--with or without a little extra hair on his face.

Long live Tom Petty!!

P.S. Did anyone notice those growths on the sides of Neil Young’s face?? No one has picked on him. . . .

SHERRY EDIE

Los Angeles