FISHING

Congratulations to Paul H. Fish (a.k.a. Pablo Piscado) of Westwood/Beverly Hills for getting two letters published in one edition (Calendar Letters, April 6).

Apparently, the editors of Calendar Letters possess shockingly little multilingual ability and were unable to note that these two letters regarding Yoko Ono obviously had the same author.

Fish must be either a professional writer or an ad man to have figured out the complex formula for getting a letter (or two) printed: knock Robert Hilburn, throw in an animal joke or bring up a long-dead monarch.

I’m looking forward to future letters from Paul Poisson, Pavlos Ichthis and Saul Piscis.

ROBERT W. BURKE

(ROBERTO BURKE)

Ridgecrest

Eve Sander of Tujunga also caught Fish, an advertising analyst who went to a great deal of trouble to foil Calendar’s monolingual letter-verification experts. Fish noted that it was April Fool’s Day when he mailed them and said, unrepentantly, “I had a good laugh.” So did we.