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BRAT WHACKING

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Here are the characteristics of a “Brat Pack” hater:

1--Aging, struggling actor or aging “I-wanted-to-be-an-actor” movie critic.

2--Hates any actor under 30, except for actresses. The younger and more beautiful, and dumb, the better. Young actors make them feel too wrinkled and old.

4--Does not understand the meaning of certain words. Enjoys calling young actors “brats”; never mind the fact that these actors are all 21 and older.

5--Wonders why movie critics have such a bad reputation with the general public.

JACKIE MULLINIX

Santa Monica

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