FAN MAIL

My friend, who is an opera lover, and I, a balletomane, have been reading and discussing Martin Bernheimer’s reviews for some time now, and we are unable to agree (either with him or about him).

She thinks he must have graduated from Nitpick University with a graduate degree in sarcasm. I, however, suspect that it can all be laid to indigestion. What are his credentials, and could he please send us a glossy 8x10 photograph of himself at which to throw darts?

One positive note--we do not find his reviews boring in San Bernardino County.

DIANE BRADLEY

Montclair