Pentagon Unveils the Stealth Bomber

Kudos to our hallowed defense establishment for its successful unveiling of the new stealth bomber. Thank goodness our military now has the capability of flying right into the middle of Red Square, totally undetected by radar--just like 19-year-old West German Mathias Rust did in his rented Cessna last year.

Not only are the wizened leaders of our military-industrial complex wasting our hard-earned money on such techno-garbage, but they’re endangering our lives by forcing our enemies to put their fingers on the button every time a “ghost” appears on their radar screens.

JIM PETERS

Playa Del Rey