Dodgers Have Already Taken Steps to Keep Team Free of Infection

Poor Dodgers. Hubie Brooks is traded and this triggers psychotic reactions among his ex-mates. They are stunned, confused, depressed, angry, etc. But there is no need to worry. The new team shrink has 27 couches in the clubhouse and after a couple of group therapy sessions, the team will snap out of it and be ready for opening day.

JAMES J. COX

Ontario