Surfing More Popular Than Sex

The virile, bronzed Australian surfer has his priorities firmly in place--surf before sex.

A survey of 100 surfers ages 16 to 35, published in the January edition of surfing magazine Get Wet News, found that a good surf is always considered better than a frolic between the sheets.

Larry Anderson, the magazine’s news editor, told reporters today that unless surfers changed their sexual habits their numbers could dwindle.