PEOPLE WATCH

Woe Is US: Who’s that in the color photograph in the just-out September issue of US magazine? Why it’s Woody Allen, Mia Farrow and children Dylan and Satchel, attending “Guys and Dolls” on Broadway. The hitch is that the photo predates the current Woody-Mia child custody mess. “That issue of the magazine closed the second week of July,” prior to the well-publicized battles between the two stars, an US spokesman explained. “It’s just one of those things,” he said of being caught by an early deadline.