Some Other ‘Doomsday’ Scenarios

He’s being done in by the villain Doomsday, but there are other scenarios in which Superman could have bought the farm. The Top 10 list of other ways he could pass on:

10--Discovered with Wonder Woman by Lois Lane.

9--Gets bad vectors from harried air traffic controller.

8--Loses drunken Russian roulette game with Batman.

7--Beaten to death by crazed “entrepreneurs” after using X-ray powers in Times Square peep show.

6--Undercooks pork with heat vision.

5--Bungee jumping tragedy at Daily Planet building.

4--Crazed Jimmy Olsen opens fire on newsroom.

3--Enters “George Hamilton Tanning Competition” in red sun solar system.

2--Commits suicide after playing Judas Priest album backward.

1--Mistakenly orders “Happy Meal” with Kryptonite shake.