SPEAKING IN TONGUES

Count me in on the “English Only” movement, s’il vous plait . Let’s get rid of l’Ermitage, dim sum, Olvera Street, sushi, Anaheim, Chinoise on Main, Van Nuys, Valentino, goulash and Rancho Cucamonga.

Then we will deal with La , all the Papist city names, African- Americans and the American Indians (“Native Americans,” to keep the reference pure).

PHIL MILLERTOWN (ne Muillenburg), VENTURA