Canadian Club Has Fans Intoxicated

The Toronto Blue Jays, that “foreign” team from Canada, won in six games. And the American team lost. Why am I so happy?

1. I don’t have to listen to those Atlanta fans doing their war chant one more night.

2. I don’t have to watch those Atlanta fans doing their “tomahawk chop” one more night.

3. (And this is the biggest reason) I don’t have to watch Ted and Jane posturing in their front-row box one more night.

So thanks, Dave Winfield and the Blue Jays. I don’t think America could stomach one more night of the “Ted and Jane Show.”

ROBERT L. WEST

Calabasas