The fight of the day, well, hasn't Miami retired that trophy? With 12 players ejected (seven from Miami), this dubious honor was bestowed in Boulder, Colo., where the players from Miami and Colorado took turns knocking the heck out of each other.
For Miami, it was the Hurricanes' fifth major fight in five years, so at least they've reached their quota early.
All in all, it was a pretty good day for brawls, especially in the Atlantic Coast Conference.
At Raleigh, N.C., North Carolina ended a five-game losing streak with a 35-14 victory over North Carolina State, but there was a lot more to it than that. All this game needed was Pernell Whitaker and Julio Cesar Chavez as the halftime show.
A bench-clearing brawl broke out just before the end of the half with players on both sides swinging their helmets at each other. It all started when Ricky Bell ran Tar Heel quarterback Jason Stanicek into the North Carolina bench and nailed him out of bounds.
"We all got juiced up about it," Stanicek said. "In the second half we wanted to pick it up a step and change our attitude."
So they did. In the second half, North Carolina players began waving fists. More importantly, they scored 25 unanswered points.
Said offensive lineman Pat Connelly: "We decided to let our actions speak for ourselves."
Meanwhile, at Blacksburg, Va., Virginia Tech's 55-28 victory over winless Maryland was spiced up by a wild melee touched off by a scramble for the ball after a blocked Maryland field goal.
It was a textbook example of how a fight escalates: First there was pushing, then shoving, then a helmet is flung, then a couple of punches are thrown and then both benches empty. The first thing you know, state troopers are on the field. That's a big 10-4. Two players from each team were ejected.
There was also a fight at Charlottesville, Va., where Virginia beat Duke, 35-0, and another bench-clearing brawl resulted in the ejection of four players in the fourth quarter.
STARRING FRED MacMURRAY
Imagine the confusion possible for anyone paging a Bowden at some restaurant in Auburn, Ala., this weekend. 'Excuse me, is Mr. Bowden here?' Well, yeah, but which one do you want? Bobby? Terry? Tommy? Jeff?
Florida State coach Bobby Bowden, whose top-ranked team was off this week, watched his three sons coach in the Auburn-Southern Mississippi game. Terry Bowden is Auburn's head coach, Tommy Bowden is Terry Bowden's receiver coach and Jeff Bowden is the Southern Mississippi receiver coach.
Everything is going for the Ty.
Michigan's Tyrone Wheatley scored three touchdowns in the Wolverines' 42-21 victory over Houston. It was the third time Wheatley has scored three touchdowns in a game. He had three against Iowa and three in the Rose Bowl last season.
So far, Wheatley has been over 100 yards in each game this season. His assessment of his play: "Overall, I would grade it as decent."
--Dayton won its 40th consecutive regular season game with a 30-7 victory over San Diego in Dayton, Ohio.
--Alabama had no trouble adding No. 27 to its consecutive-game winning streak, a 56-3 pounding of winless Louisiana Tech.
--Speaking of Louisiana Tech, the 0-3 Bulldogs still haven't scored a touchdown.
HE'D SOONER CHANGE
This is what drives coaches crazy: Mighty underdog Tulsa is hanging close with No. 10 Oklahoma, but has a punt blocked late in the third quarter and soon a seven-point deficit is suddenly two touchdowns.
Tulsa (1-3) managed to keep the Sooners (3-0) off-balance with a no-huddle offense and even wound up gaining more yardage (330-307). Oh, those pesky turnovers. The blocked punt was followed by a fumble recovery that Oklahoma used to set up its final touchdown.
If there was going to be any second-guessing, Tulsa Coach Dave Rader decided he would do it himself: "The difference in the game has to be the blocked punt. I was going to run the fake, but I thought we were too far back. We had a fake punt in for Oklahoma, I just didn't run it. In hindsight, maybe I should have."
Gilad Landau, a 25-year-old kicker from Israel who fasted until dusk to observe Yom Kippur, had an extra point blocked and a field goal blocked in Grambling's 27-26 loss to Hampton.
Landau kicked field goals of 45 and 24 yards, but Hampton freshman Malcom Benson preserved the margin of victory when he batted away Landau's conversion attempt that would have tied the game in the fourth quarter. Benson then blocked Landau's 22-yard field goal that would have put Grambling ahead.
THE KICKING GAME
Boston College tied an NCAA record with three consecutive blocked punts in the first quarter against Temple. Greg Grice blocked two and Eric Shorter blocked one, leading the Eagles to two touchdowns and a field goal in a 66-14 victory.
SAME TIME NEXT YEAR?
Any year now, it seems pretty clear that Notre Dame is going to send buses to make sure Purdue shows up for their football game. Notre Dame's 17-0 victory over Purdue was the eighth straight in the 97-year-old series and the second consecutive shutout.
The Boilermakers haven't beaten Notre Dame since 1985 when they won, 35-17, in Gerry Faust's last year in South Bend. Since then, the series has been taking on a shade of green.
The Irish, who lead the series 42-21-2, had beaten Purdue by an average margin of 33 points in previous seven meetings before Saturday.
MOJO NOT WORKING
Missouri has committed 12 turnovers and been outscored,108-3, in its last two games.
After Michigan defeated Houston, 42-21, Wolverine Coach Gary Moeller was the master of the understatement regarding his own team, even though they won: "The defense obviously didn't tackle. You never see a good defense that can't tackle."
Nebraska Coach Tom Osborne had just seen his 4-0 Cornhuskers shuck Colorado State, 48-13, at Lincoln, Neb., and couldn't wait to take on somebody new, right? Wrong. "In our situation, an open date is what we need." They get it next weekend.
Wyoming, which allowed Oregon State 27 points in the fourth quarter and Division I-AA Northern Iowa 21 points in the fourth quarter, didn't allow Utah a point in the fourth quarter. Why? Wyoming had the ball for 11:28 of the quarter and won, 28-12 at Laramie. Said Ute Coach Ron McBride: "They know when to eat the clock up. "
Louisiana Tech Coach Joe Raymond Peace knows a stinker when he sees it, especially after just witnessing a 56-3 loss to Alabama: "I'm tired of learning adversity."
DAVY CROCKETT IS COMMISSIONER
What is the Pioneer Football League? It's the newest conference, made up of Dayton, San Diego, Butler, Drake, Evansville and Valparaiso. Now you know.
--After outscoring UNLV, 36-20, at Manhattan, Kan., Kansas State is 4-0 and posted its first unbeaten non-conference record in 39 years.
--Auburn fumbled six times, had an interception returned for a touchdown and squandered a 14-point lead and still beat Southern Mississippi.
--Virginia won its 500th game in its 1,000th game, a 35-0 victory over Duke. The Cavaliers are 500-452-48 and are the 35th Division I-A school to win 500 games.
--Eric Drage hit the record books. The BYU receiver became the school's top pass-catcher after catching 12 passes for 213 yards and two touchdowns in a 30-3 victory over Air Force. Drage, who entered the game with 2,462 career reception yards and 25 touchdowns, moved past Matt Bellini's yardage mark of 2,635 established in 1990, and Phil Odle's 1967 record of 25 touchdowns.
--Arizona's No. 1-ranked defense held Oregon State to 62 yards rushing and the Beavers never made it past the Arizona 35-yard line. So far, the Wildcats have given up an average of minus-five yards rushing.