Election-Year Dirty Politics

I am getting so fed up with the dirty presidential campaign, I have decided to vote for the candidate whose party oozes the least amount of slime. If the election were held today, I would have to vote the way I never, in my wildest imagination, would have done: cast my vote for Bill Clinton.

The GOP, in my mind, is self-destructing with Dr. Kevorkian nowhere in sight. My party, much more so than the Democrats, is dragging politics so low, it has to reach extremely high to touch bottom.

Of my fellow Republicans I must ask, “Wots-a-D’Amato with us?” We are snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Unless the flow of slime slows down considerably, Clinton will get my vote while I hold my nose and our party will get a can of extra-strong deodorant spray.

PAUL WASSERMAN

Northridge