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* “A sign that the mall you are shopping in has become too crowded: They’re playing John Tesh music, and people are still coming in.” (Steve Voldseth)
* “A report says life expectancy has risen to 76.1 years of age,” says Alan Ray. “An older population will mean changes in the future--and you think ‘Matlock’ is on a lot now.”
* “Bill Gates will reportedly offer Bill Clinton the vice presidency of Microsoft after he leaves office,” says Argus Hamilton. “It’s a lateral move. He would no longer be the president, but he would still be running the country.”
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