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* Hear about the plane full of lawyers that got hijacked? Terrorists said until their demands were met, they’d release a lawyer an hour. (Jonathon Guzman, 13, Whittier, Hillview Middle School)
* What’s the first thing an angel says on a phone? “Halo.” (Marc Rivera, 9, Hacienda Heights, Shadybend Elementary)
* What doctor doesn’t have patients? Dr Pepper. (Johnathan Norman, 9, Hacienda Heights, Shadybend)
* If you have two cockroaches in the kitchen, which one’s the cowboy? The one on the range. (Amanda Maize, 8, Beverly Hills, Hawthorne School)
* Why didn’t the mouse want to go to New York City for lunch? He didn’t want to eat a big apple--he wanted cheese. (Ariel Ollman, 8, San Diego, Beth Israel Day School)
* Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well. (Tamar Jawary, 8, Los Angeles, Yavnen Hebrew Academy)
* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Include your name, age, hometown and school.
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