Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* A duck went into a drugstore to buy some Chapstick. When the druggist asked how he wanted to pay for it, the duck said, “Oh, just put it on my bill.” (Kimber Harrison, 12, Spokane, Wash., Chase Middle School)

* If a rooster laid an egg on a roof, which way would it fall, left or right? Neither. Roosters don’t lay eggs. (Lizbeth Hernandez, 8, Hacienda Heights, Shadybend Elementary)

* How do you ring an Egyptian doorbell? You toot-and-come-in. (Jordan Kaplowitz, 8, Pacific Palisades, Marquez Charter School)

* How do cows talk? They just sorta udder. (Sean McQueen, 8, Glendale, Ribet Academy)

* What’s the easiest way to get on TV? Sit on the set. (Riaz Shah, 11, Los Angeles, El Sereno Middle)

* Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work. (Samantha Kelly McNeela, 7, Northridge, Fairfield School)

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