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* Rumor has it that the Spice Girls may break up. Who will ever forget what they were doing when they heard the news? (Alex Kaseberg)

* This holiday season in Castle Rock, Colo., speeding motorists can pay up on a traffic citation by donating a toy. Which one? “Ticket Me Elmo”? (Jenny Church)

* The Sri Lanka zoo is preparing to exhibit a rare two-headed snake, complete with two brains and two sets of fangs. That’s just in case you’ve been wondering where F. Lee Bailey and Johnnie Cochran have been lately. (Ira Lawson)

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