Laugh Lines
“Looks like there might be a break in the case of that missing armored-car driver in North Carolina who disappeared this week with $15 million. Today the White House turned over a videotape of the guy at a truck stop having coffee with President Clinton.” (Steve Voldseth)
* “A bottle of Mouton Lafitte Rothschild sold at auction for $80,000. It is one of the oldest unopened bottles of champagne in existence,” says Argus Hamilton. “It was discovered in storage in the Chicago Cubs locker room.”
* “Bowling has become the latest craze in China,” reports the Cutler Daily Scoop. “Of course, their average scores are pretty high. They knock the pins down with tanks.”
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